Red Light Halt
Sadly, he was color-blind.
Ham Stereburn
The wheel's still turning
But the hamster's dead.
Jessica Albrite
Cause of Death: Suicide
She made many attempts
She only needed to succeed once
I bought life insurance,
When am I getting paid?
Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.
Guess which kind I had?
There was a prophesy foretelling I would one day die
I still say that fortune teller was a dumbass.
Why the hell did I think it was a good time to hum the Mission Impossible theme?
Here lies
Donna Crane
An Atheist
All dressed up
and no place to go.
ILENE FINCHMOOR
If I were still alive...
IF, a two letter word for futility
Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Nona Pease.
She is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.
Here lies the remains of
Jonnas Woodhen.
The most amiable of husbands
And excellent of men.
His real name was Woodcock
But it wouldn't come in rhyme.
(And no matter how much the widow spends,
In respect for a man who can not among us walk,
On his grave, lies of potency is a crime)
Here lies
Julian Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
Kitty Greystone
This is my story
THE END
Here lies Aaron Young
Died Age 102
Only The Good Die Young
In Memory of Elisa Wood
Departed this life
Nov. 2, 1837
Aged 45 yrs.
Here lies one Wood
Enclosed in wood
One Wood
Within another.
The outer wood
Is very good:
We cannot praise
The other.
Here's to Jesse, quite a guy
Very sad he had to die
All was well, could not be better
Till he wrote my girl a letter.
Here lies a true sinner-
One whom became lost in his own LUST
Succumbed to GLUTTONY
And fed on GREED
Fell to PRIDE
And felt the WRATH
Truly, not one to ENVY
For he now knows only SLOTH
Tombstone topped with antlers:
HIDAN
Immortal but Resting In Pieces
DEIDARA
I'm not dead, un.
ICHIGO KUROSAKI
Substitute No More
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