Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them, but if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it?
Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it gots mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
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